What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some important works of Marcel Proust (novelist)?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do porn stars do when they get old?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do you feel cockroach?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s